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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

02 June, 2008
Release dates subject to change
I didn't go see any movies this past weekend. I was sick for a majority of it, but I also was pretty uninspired by the current theater fare. But never fear, hope is right around the corner. And to prove it to you, here are a few films to look forward to in the second half of 2008...


[[JUNE]]


Kung Fu Panda


Yes, that's right. This weekend. Jack Black + Animation + Giant Panda + martial arts = awesome. As if Zohan wasn't cursed from the beginning (or, at least, from the first trailer), it's going to get absolutely crushed at the box office by Panda.


The Incredible Hulk


I wish I could be more excited about this new Hulk. I don't know. I'll definitely go see it to push it an additional $13 higher than that other movie that opens next weekend by that guy whose name I do not speak.

Wall-E

I wouldn't be surprised to see this thing go over $1B. Years in the making, tremendous international appeal, and terrific marketing are gonna make this one stand head and shoulders above other highly-anticipated "blockbusters" this summer.

[[JULY]]

Gonzo
The Dark Knight
Step Brothers

A documentary about Hunter S. Thompson; a sequel to the brilliant re-envisioning of a superhero franchise; a stupid comedy with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Could these three be any more different? Could you think of going to see anything else in July? (The answer is no. If you answered "Hancock," please show yourself to the door)

[[AUGUST]]

Pineapple Express
Tropic Thunder
Choke

These three movies won't be anything too astounding, but there will be laughs and some good performances: James Franco as a pothead, Robert Downey Jr. as a black man, and Sam Rockwell as a "sex-addicted con-man."

[[SEPTEMBER]]

Burn After Reading
Righteous Kill
Eagle Eye

These three could go either way. The trailer for the Coen's "Burn" left me wanting more; "Righteous" has De Niro and Pacino teaming up again, but that's no guarantee; Shia takes another step closer to official "leading man" status.

[[OCTOBER]]

Where the Wild Things Are

Okay, this is the only one I'm really excited about in October. But it's plenty. People keep doubting my man Spike Jonze on this one, but I'm hanging with him just like I did with Favreau on Iron Man. Spike's gonna knock it out of the park.

[[NOVEMBER]]

Changeling (aka The Exchange)
Quantum of Solace
Australia

Clint Eastwood + an awesome cast + depression-era setting = awards; the new Bond doesn't do too much for me since I didn't see the last one, but...; they haven't set a solid release date for Australia, but I'm going to assume it'll be on the 8th as Baz Luhrmann's birthday present to me.

[[DECEMBER]]

Doubt
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons
Revolutionary Road

Meryl Streep + Philip S. Hoffman + Amy Adams = awesome... however, Shanley directing his own (stage) work makes me a little nervous; David Fincher + Eric Roth adapting F. Scott Fitzgerald + Pitt, Blanchett, Swinton = really awesome; Sam Mendes + Richard Yates + Leo & Kate + Kathy Bates = awesome.
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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