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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

27 April, 2008
Job update and such...
Well, Doyle, if this doesn't interest you I guess I'll just have to go off and find some local women's soccer team to report on. (note to self, may do that anyway)

Alright.... so, I'm still at Sony, and I just made the (sad?) realization this past week that it has now been about nine months since I began at this position. It's been incredibly rewarding and fun, and I now can do more in Excel than one should legally be allowed, but it looks like at long last it is finally in it's last throws.

Currently, I don't have anything solidly lined up, but I do have several options floating (which is a good state in which to keep ones options, I find)...

My first choice, as it is in production, is an Art Department PA gig that would, unfortunately, only last about 3 weeks as it's for re-shoots on a film that was shot in Wilmington, North Cack-a-lack about a year ago, before the strike came in and ruined everything. I met with the Production Designer this past Thursday and he seemed to like me, so if all goes well with my references, which it should, it sounds like everything should be a go, provided the timing and all works out. I submitted my resume to the Prod. Designer about six months ago at the request of a producer I worked with who really took a shine to me and never heard back, presumably because of the whole strike thing, until this past week. This would be a huge opportunity to make more connections within the (production side of the) industry, and hopefully future projects with this guy as he has a pretty impressive resume (everything from "Bad Boys" to "Goodfellas" to "Dodgeball"). As a side note, he's an incredibly nice guy and looks a lot like Sir Ben Kingsley...

Second choice is helping out a buddy of mine out here who's currently juggling a couple different projects (wrapping up one film, about to start picking up some re-shoots for another one, and right in the middle of another Dreamworks warehouse project). He's thinking he might have enough pull to get me a gig on the re-shoots, but if all else fails will most certainly need some help on the warehouse project. The warehouse option obviously isn't optimal (as it's about as far removed from production as a desk at Sony), however it, unlike the Sony desk jobs, would not turn into a 9-month project which, if it's not really going to help me in the long-run out here, I don't really need.

Third choice, if all else falls through, is another temp gig at Sony. Apparently, there's an executive director in a neighboring department (in the same building, on the same floor I'm currently on) needing a temp until they can fill a permanent position. I've worked with this guy a few times in the past nine months and he, and most of the people in his department that I've met, really like me. In fact, when I informed one of his team members that my temp gig was almost up he told me he'd speak to the executive director when he got back into town (next Tuesday) and he insisted that we do lunch next week. So, nothings ever certain, but right now that's about as close as I'm going to get, and that's my fall back option which, again, isn't optimal, but with talk of an imminent SAG strike bringing the industry to it's knees again, another Sony gig wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

Beyond that, life's kicking along at it's usual pace (last I checked), the Lakers are lookin' good, the Dodgers not so much, and the NHL playoffs are in full steam. Yeah, that's right. That Canadian sport, eh.

I still hope to post here regularly, although it looks like that may be only on the weekends... we'll see when I'm not job hunting... and I hope to get into more substantial things, like politics... hopefully, global, as American politics are not exactly hurting for commentary. Although, I will say this: John McCain is a douche. He is, and it's sad because he wasn't always a douche. At one point he was "that cute little old man guy," and at one time, that time when he was in a POW camp, he was "a downright bad-ass." But, unfortunately, now he's a political hack and a douche, saying all the wrong things in the "right" ways... It's sad.

Anyway, the only reason I say this is because of the whole Nevada situation that happened recently (yesterday?). It's no secret that I'm a Ron Paul fan and I've stated recently that I applaud Dr. Paul for staying in the race and giving people a chance to voice their disapproval of the Bush/Cheney foreign policy/economic system that, from all accounts, McCain looks to continue (he's chastised Bush for things such as the aftermath of Katrina, but hasn't distanced himself greatly in policy positions). However, I haven't heard/read enough of the accounts, nor know enough about the election process in Nevada, to know everything that happened or form an informed opinion about it, however I am glad to see that Dr. Paul's support is still strong and people aren't afraid to let their political party know how they feel.
posted by Rockel @ 6:15 PM   1 comments
19 April, 2008
The Problem w/ American Shots
Not to get all "America sux," on you, but... well... America kinda sux.

When I was in Europe a few years back, a group of us ended up at a bar one night where we observed a rather kool-looking shot being enjoyed by a couple of people at the other end of the bar. We inquired as to what it was and were informed that it was a "Back draft" shot. We each did one. It was crazy.

Ever since, whenever I find myself at a new bar here in the states, I usually ask a bartender if they've ever heard of this shot, much less know how to make it. The reaction is almost always, "What? No. Never heard of it." It's a fun little game that I continue to play, not ever really expecting to find anything different, but curious none-the-less.

In order to be a bartender in America, all you really need to know how to do is pour a Jager shot and a half glass of Red Bull. I guess knowing how to make a long island iced tea is helpful, too, although even there there's some debate over the presence of orange juice.

Anyway, I met up with a couple friends last night at a little "saloon"-type place that I'd never been to before. It was an odd place to say the least. Very well kept, semi-uppity/trendy appearance, a good number of high def screens, and a very nice bar (the actual, physical bar). Here's where it starts getting odd: no beer on tap. None. This might not seem odd to you, dear reader, but it most certainly did to me.

So the choices, then, were mixed/well drinks or beer from a bottle/can. I ordered a gin and tonic (which somehow came back to me several minutes later as a vodka-tonic, but as I didn't feel like causing a stink and waiting another several minutes for a correction, I went with it). The guys I was with went with rum/coke-type drinks. After a couple minutes of conversing/checking out the place, I began to notice that there weren't a lot of people drinking beer (something that would've seemed obvious to most people upon noticing the lack of beers-on-tap, but I was in a bar... bar to me = beer...). Everyone had very elaborate mixed drinks and the bartenders worked with an amazing precision, given the feverish pace, to keep up with the drink orders, many of which required three or more liquors to be pulled from the shelves behind. With all the pouring/mixing going on, I thought that perhaps I might have more luck with my obscure-shot-inquiry game.

I asked one of the bartenders. Unfortunately, she responded in the usual fashion. I responded in my usual, "Oh well, no problem. Just curious." She replied then with, "But I could look it up for you." She walked off to the other end of the bar, leaving me to wonder why this had never happened before. I wasn't planning on ordering the shot, just as I never was when I asked. But what if I had been planning on it all those times I asked at other locations? There's no way a bartender can know every single drink known to man. If a patron came in looking to give you money to mix him/her an obscure drink, would you just say, "Sorry, no can do. Don't know how." Every bar must have a book, right? A cheat-sheet. Something. Why had no one looked before? Maybe they saw through my game.

At any rate, this bartender returned several minutes later to inform me she had found a shot named "Back draft" in her large mixed-drinks-for-dummies/Bartenders Encyclopedia/what-have-you. I get a bit excited. Had my quest finally reached it's end? She recited the recipe she had just read in her large book: "Cuervo Gold, Grand Marnier, and some Tabasco sauce. You wait for the Tabasco sauce to sink to the bottom," she said, "and then you shoot it."

This was not the shot from across the pond and this brings me to the problem with American shots.

A shot is a drink you taste for about a second. The effects of the shot may last beyond, and the taste may even linger a little bit longer (usually only if undesirable), but it's about a 1 second experience. In America, all the shots seem to be about enhancing the taste. Fruity... Sour... Sweet... Anything to make that one second a bit better. In Europe, in my experience, a shot is an experience in and of itself. The taste doesn't really matter. It's alcohol. It's getting inside of you. That is why, instead of improving the taste, they come up with interesting rituals/games to make the shot more of an experience than just drinking something small very quickly. Granted, America does rip off some of there more conservative rituals/games, such as dropping (bombing) a shot of something into a pint glass of something else and chugging it.

There is a vodka in Germany called Feigling. "Feigling" in German means "Coward." It is called this because it is only 40-proof. Feigling comes in clear, mini bottles (shooters) with a purple screw-on cap. The way to take a shot of Feigling is not from a shot glass but from the mini bottle. You roll up two pieces of paper (full sheets - 8.5 x 11) and stick them in your ears, then unscrew the purple cap to the bottle and shove it onto your nose so it sticks, then lean forward and bite the open bottle of Feigling. You light the ends of the paper (in your ears) on fire with two lighters, one in each hand, and then take the shot by tipping your head back. Why? Who knows? It's more fun than just doing a straight shot of 40-proof vodka.

So this brings us to the back draft. In America, a back draft is a shot where the ritual is waiting for Tabasco sauce to make its way to the bottom of the shot glass. Really exciting. In Europe, a back draft is a shot that can be mixed any number of ways, but always involves something flammable such as Grand Marnier or a high-proof rum. It is mixed in a brandy snifter (or similar) and lit on fire. After burning for a few seconds, you put your hand over the glass, completely cutting off any oxygen from getting into the glass. The fire extinguishes and smoke starts building up in the glass. You take a small straw and slip it between your fingers and drink the shot via the straw. Once the liquid is completely gone, you immediately remove your hand from the top of the glass, put it up to your face, and inhale the smoke.

Crazy, crazy shot. But really, if you were going to do a shot, which would you choose? The crazy one that involves fire, smoke, and several steps? Or the one where you have to sit around and wait for Tabasco sauce to drop?
posted by Rockel @ 1:51 PM   1 comments
18 April, 2008
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
I hope to be back to posting regularly very shortly... I've been slowly removing vices from my life for a while now (cigarettes, fast food, soda, etc.), and recently I've realized that I should be not just subtracting the bad but adding more healthy things in their places. So, I've begun exercising on a regular basis (almost up to running every day) and making attempts to eat more fruits/vegetables, as opposed to just merely cutting out fast food. Writing regularly on here, I believe, will be my next "healthy addition."

I don't know if it will be a daily event, nor do I know how insightful/relevant the content will be, but I hope to get into the habit of putting something down here. I have begun doing more substantial writing (which I hope to continue, and which is why I don't know how much brilliant content I shall be able to post here), completing a spec script for "The Office" a few weeks ago, and recently I have been turning my attention to a rough-first-draft of about half of a feature length script I began working on several months ago for the Cathey. I'm looking to go in a new direction with it, so I hope to put together at least a solid, full first draft. After that I plan to start work on an original sitcom and/or possibly drama to begin building a television portfolio.

Alright, all that being said, here's the news on the left coast:

$4/gallon gas. You got it yet? I do. It sux.

I've got a new roommate, now that the Cathey is off in the water. He works at an employment agency full time and does freelance graphic design on the side. He's a nice enough guy and we get along fine, so it's a good fit.

I've been going to a Messianic Jewish church for a while now. It's a good size (not too big, not too small - the Goldilocks method of assessment) and has a much more diverse group of people than I anticipated.

There's a radio station out here that does a call-in contest every once in a while (I've only caught it about 3-4 times since it's not on at a time that I'm normally listening to radio), that is called "What the Hell is Jesse Jackson Saying?" They play a short clip (2-3 seconds) of a speech by the good Reverend and the callers attempt to guess what he said. It's so wrong, but hysterically funny.

Finally, I'm sure most of my friends will appreciate this, so...



posted by Rockel @ 8:52 AM   0 comments
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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