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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

10 February, 2006
Philosophy
Time is linear. Man is limited. Limited, that is, physically; geographically; in reference to ubiquity.

This means that no man (or woman, difficult as it may seem) can inhabit more than one geographical space simultaneously (nor can he [or she] inhabit more than one time simulgeographically).

This is a relatively simple concept. Simple, that is, in the same way that it is simple to understand the idea of galactic orbits, or universal makeup (not cosmetics), so long as you do not attempt to comprehend what you understand.

"Why am I here?"

This is the core question of purpose. It is phrased in many different ways, but that is how I have chosen to distill it for this discussion.

Some would answer this question with a reference to a deity or host of deities (or perhaps even to the strict lack of a deity), however these answers tend to leave people questioning more than they did before the answer was given. This, of course, isn't necessarily a bad thing. However, as these new questions are answered, even more questions tend to arise, and then more, and more, and so forth, and so on, in Hydra-like fashion, many remaining unanswered, until the philosophical web implodes or becomes too tedious to continue.

Presumably for this reason, many others answer in great brevity in hopes of circumventing a philosophical implosion (also because they think it sounds incredibly wise and requires very little effort on their part). "Because you are." I refer to this as "'The Matrix' philosophy." (or should that be "The 'The Matrix' philosophy"?)

My philosophy is much more practical:

Since time is linear, and therefore only one moment may be occurring at any given "time", and since each man (and woman) can be in no more (nor no less) than one space at any "time" (and no two may occupy the same space at the same time), right now - at this very moment - every man (and woman) is somewhere.

We will use a hypothetical man as an example and consider him at "Point A." As he is at Point A, no other man (or woman, for that matter) is also at Point A. Nothing our hypothetical man does right now - in this moment - can change the fact that 5 hypothetical minutes ago he was inhabiting the space at Point F, at which point (5 hypothetical minutes [and now several hypothetical seconds] ago) he began making his way to Point A. His decision to set off in the direction of Point A "happened" (hypothetically). Since he is now at Point A, it must be stated that his decision to take action and set forth in the direction of Point A happened (as we have just established) for a reason, even if that reason is nothing more trivial than the fact that he would not, now, be at Point A were it not for the happening which happened 5 and some odd hypothetical minutes ago.

Were our hypothetical man inhabiting some Point other than Point A (we shall say, "Point 41.9") at the current moment (and this is where it gets tricky as we add a hypothetical on top of a hypothetical - be sure your philosophical seatbelts are snug), his decision to set off in the direction of Point A would only be one reason amongst many, including whatever happening happened that caused him to divert, alter, or halt his course towards Point A, as to why he is where he is (hypo-hypothetically): Point 41.9.

Therefore, where you currently are in life is not only a result of the many things which have happened, but also a result of those things which have not happened.

I submit that if the preceding is true, does it not also make sense that where you are in life is also a result of nothing (which may or may not exist)? And if that is the case, would not this nothing (which, if it exists, most certainly "happens") be entitled to just as much (if not more) "reason" for your situation than the many things which never even happened?
posted by Rockel @ 2:24 PM  
8 Comments:
  • At 11/2/06 3:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I seatbelts were snug and I enjoyed the ride. An interesting quandry that you have presented. I like this idea of "nothing" being "something" that is happeneing. But riddle me this, if you were to continue through this web, which may or may not implode depending on how it is navigated, wont you arrive at what is nothing, or the human limitations put on nothing, since as being limited humans we cant truly wrap our minds around the true meaning of nothing just as easily as we cant wrap our minds around the true meaning of perfection?

    I may be going off track here but i had to sound smart and say something hahaha..

    cheers my buddy. Holler.

     
  • At 11/2/06 6:42 PM, Blogger The Cobra said…

    Let me begin by answering this:

    "I submit that if the preceding is true, does it not also make sense that where you are in life is also a result of nothing (which may or may not exist)?"

    By "this", I mean the parenthetical.

    The idea that nothing may or may not exist is a wholly different endeavor that has no end. What we real philosophers like to call "Mental Masturbation."

    As to:

    "And if that is the case, would not this nothing...be entitled to just as much..."reason" for your situation than the many things which never even happened?"

    Yes, it would. But only as much reason as was prescribed to the "something" that happened instead. It is a zero-sum game. Just as much "reason" is placed on what happened as what did NOT happen. I believe this illustration will help:

    Bob and Ted are standing in the kitchen. Someone has left behind a glass of milk.

    "That glass is half-full," says Bob matter-of-factly.

    "That glass is half-empty!" exclaimed Ted emphatically.

     
  • At 11/2/06 7:31 PM, Blogger Rockel said…

    jersey - cheers and holler back. as to the postulation on perfection, I have done some thinking on that and will try to locate something I wrote on the subject recently.

    cobra - as to your masturbatory endevours, I am aware that real philosphers such as yourself enjoy them. as to your extremely cliche and utterly dissapointing "Bob and Ted" illustration (which, correct me if I'm wrong, had no pictures at all), I, the fake philosopher, say the following:

    Your illustration only takes into account the something (in this case milk), that is or is not present. It does not address the nothing (in this case nothing) that is present.

    ps - mad love, homeboy... lick your ear and give me a call.
    pps - your mom was over at my place last night. she says hi.

     
  • At 11/2/06 8:59 PM, Blogger The Cobra said…

    So, you are purporting, that "nothing" happens for a reason while the "something" that happens, and the subsequent "something" that does not happen, happen for no reason while the indefinite circumstance and pervasive lacking element is the only particular "something" that happens FOR a reason?

    P.S. I'm drunk.
    P.S. I just ate your children.
    P.S. Quit acting like you know how to use the P.S.
    P.S. Hitle wrote this letter.

    Zeig Heil,
    To Myself

     
  • At 11/2/06 9:12 PM, Blogger Rockel said…

    No, my purport is that if nothing happens (and it seems that it very likely could) it seems only logical that it receive at least the same level of "reason" for why you are where/who/what you are as do the "things" that never even happen.

    p.s. I love your book.

     
  • At 12/2/06 3:08 PM, Blogger The Cobra said…

    Now you are prescribing behavior to "nothing" by stating that it can or cannot happen, contrary to saying that it is always happening, which, for your argument to work, it must be a pervasive element within and about all things.

    Regardless of the nature of "nothing's" behavior, I believe, if I may be so illustrious, that you are merely dancing around religion.

    Whether "nothing" is or is not, can behave or not, or can even choose whether to behave or not is picayune. This type of pervasive, indefinite, yet highly important element which has a significant impact on our lives (in your argument, the most significant) can be referred to as Karma, Dharma, The Holy Spirit, Mahavira, The Circle of Life, Aether.

    "I submit that if the preceding is true, does it not also make sense that where you are in life is also a result of nothing (which may or may not exist)? And if that is the case, would not this nothing (which, if it exists, most certainly "happens") be entitled to just as much (if not more) "reason" for your situation than the many things which never even happened?"

    Instead of "nothing" in this paragraph, insert any of the aforementioned referents. Hell, insert "fishsticks," "lobotomies," or "toejam." They all work.

     
  • At 12/2/06 6:12 PM, Blogger Rockel said…

    Your first point:
    "Now you are prescribing behavior to 'nothing'...within and about all things."

    You either misread or purposefully misrepresented my previous comment (as well as the entire post) to come up with such a response. I'll assume the former since I know you to be smart enough not to attempt the latter.

    Your second:
    "Regardless of the nature of 'nothing's' behavior, I believe, if I may be so illustrious, that you are merely dancing around religion.... [continued to end of comment]"

    Your belief is wrong, and since you are the one bringing up religion (and because I have seen you doing what some would call "dancing"), I believe, if I may be so rambunctious, it is you who is floundering about religion.

    P.S.

     
  • At 13/2/06 9:53 AM, Blogger The Cobra said…

    What have I misread?

    I believe that if what you state -- "Nothing happens for a reason" -- and that "nothing" isn't the something that has happened or the something that will happen or the something that has/will NOT happen, then "nothing" must be happening perpetually, otherwise, nothing is happening at all. But this cannot be so, for something must be taking place at all times in all places. Your "nothing" must exist in tandem with whatever is happening or is not happening and therefore cannot happen or not, it must be happening.

    As far as religion is concerned, my dancing is way pimp and the only floundering I do is on the grill. Your rambunctiousness is a sign of your weakness el Rock-EL and I shall exploit that weakness now:

    Religion is "A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion." And as you said: "My philosophy... my process... my view... of life, the universe, and everything" is that "Nothing happens for a reason," then you are describing to us your particular principles, causes, and activities to which you devote yourself, indeed, your life. Taking from what I know of your actual religion and not the five words you typed across a Weblog entry, I would say that you are merely attempting to redefine your own religion in such a manner as to seperate yourself from those aspects of that religion which you find disagreeable per se.

    P.S. I'm totally awesome!

     
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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