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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

03 February, 2006
The Rockel Quiz, Part One
The category: A Few Of My Favorite Songs...

The task: complete the following lyrical lines.

Some are easy, some are hard. All are Rockel certified.

01) I once had a girl...
02) A lap dance is so much better when...
03) Well, come on all of you big, strong men...
04) Change your heart, look around you...
05) She was a level-headed dancer....
06) When there's nowhere else to run...
07) I'll never forget the moment we kissed...
08) Nice to meet you, Hi, my name is...
09) The line forms...
10) I've one thing to say and that's "Dammit, Janet,...
11) You can get anything you want at...
12) You look like a perfect fit...
13) You'll be a lady soon, but until then...
14) Where there's moonlight, I...
15) 'Cause we all reside down the block inside...
16) I was her, she was me...
17) You're leavin' me here, dear,...
18) And He spent a long time watching, from His...
19) If I could change anything...
20) All we hear is...
posted by Rockel @ 5:37 PM  
3 Comments:
  • At 4/2/06 5:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    02... when the stripper is cryin, bloodhound gang! lol

     
  • At 4/2/06 8:01 AM, Blogger The Cobra said…

    1) who looked like a man
    2) the girl has no legs
    3) get down on your knees
    4) with your eyes closed
    5) i got nothing.
    6) hide.
    7) it totally rocked face
    8) Slim Shady
    9) a triangle
    10) why's your brother a freak?
    11) at ALICE'S RESTAURANT!
    12) round peg, square hole.
    13) you're still a bitch.
    14) dance.
    15) Alcatraz
    16) We were siamese
    17) with no where else t ogo.
    18) tower
    19) It'd be this quiz.
    20) BANG BANG [chika] BANG BANG!

    P.S. this quiz sucks.

     
  • At 6/2/06 3:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    8) Slim Shady

    I have no clue bout anything else. I haven't written much but if you would like to read what i do write, since i will be doing more please feel free...

    www.myspace.com/johncathey

     
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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