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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

06 February, 2006
Well...
...the quiz turned out to be an utter failure... until the googlewhore showed up, that is...

...oh well, I got a good laugh out of it...

...congrats Matt, you win... well... nothing... the prize was a million dollars, but you had to get every answer correct in order to claim it, and for number nine we were looking for "way on the right, babe."... so close...

...and ryan... scuse me... DAEGO... gets lots of nutra-sweet, veal-filled brownie points for making me laugh...

...anyway... I'm lookin' to head up to the Raleigh area this coming weekend to hang with the Firebaugh's y there dogs... should be lashin's of fun... although, I'll have to attempt to keep the fun to somewhat of a minimum as it will be a business trip... yes, once again, the younger, more youthful friend must drop everything and hurry off to stand by the side of one old, feeble Aaron Firebaugh and save him in his moment of need by judging a speech competition...

ipod... I got my nano... muy fun... currently listening to "America (the Audiobook)" by none other than Jon Stewart... as well as my ass-kicking, ear-bleeding, funkified tune-age.

...tonight: check out 24!!! My girl Elisha is gonna be on it... thank goodness... I wasn't sure how much more terrorism and thick acting I could handle... also, the hour before 24 will be filled with the homo-infused ice-a-palooza, Skating With Celebrities... in this episode, Jillian cracks a rib and everyone else sucks...

...tomorrow: I will be posting on my new all-time favorite phrase... It's quaint, it's profound, it's absurd... it's marvelous... 5 words... get excited... before it's too late...

...also... tomorrow... Nine P.M.... (why? why nine pm? I hafta be up at 5 the next morning.)...
DUKE AT CAROLINA

CAROLINA SUCKS!!!

That is all for now...
posted by Rockel @ 4:15 PM  
1 Comments:
  • At 6/2/06 11:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Heres a quiz for ya:

    1) He doesnt need...
    2)I guess this is where we've come to...
    3)I know when his mom and dad broke up..
    4)Now I got the interviews on file...
    5)Let me tell you the story in the form of dream...
    6)I hope you dont mind...


    I'm looking for the next 2 lines.
    *HINT* 1-5 are all raps

    good luck bitch
    ps. the cobra is so gay

     
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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