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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

06 December, 2005
Oh, The Things I Do For My Sisser...
The only reason I'm doing this is because my sister, Andrea, "tagged" me. That means anyone else tries this with me, not only will I ignore it... I will hunt you down like dogs and castrate your goldfish.

Seven Things to Do Before I Die (Lord willing):

1. Premiere a Show
2. Premiere a Film
3. Write the Screenplay to a Palm D'Or Winner
4. Write the Screenplay to a Film that garners a Best Actor/ress Oscar win
5. Win an Oscar
6. See My Friends Succeed At What They Love To Do
7. Understand Life

Seven Things I Cannot Do:
1. Bear Children
2. Speak Russian
3. Lick My Elbow
4. Make My Eyes Change Color At Will
5. Leap Tall Buildings
6. Deal With Pain
7. Understand Life

Seven Things that Attract Me to My (potential future) Spouse/Significant Other (we're talking theoretical here, people!):
1. Eyes
2. Sense of Humor
3. Laugh
4. Concept of Life and Death
5. Ability to Overcome
6. How She Views Other People
7. How She Views The Way Other People View Her

Seven Things I Say (or write!) Most Often:
1. I'm Retarded
2. The Cocksicles Are In The Fridge
3. Kool
4. Hchelloooo
5. F**K a Duck
6. Yo
7. Bow Before Me! I Am A Golden God!

Seven Books (or series) I Love:
1. Blue Like Jazz
2. Sleepers
3. The Godfather
4. The Complete Works Of William Shakespeare
5. The Communist Manifesto
6. Mein Kampf
7. The Big Book Of Sudoku

Seven Movies I Would Watch Over and Over Again:
1. Usual Suspects
2. Shaun Of The Dead
3. Sexy Beast
4. MST3K: Space Mutiny
5. Amadeus
6. Garage Days
7. Debbie Does Dallas

Seven People I Want to Join in:
1. Bealzebub
2. Little Jimmy
3. Professor
4. Mary Anne
5. Ja Rule
6. Marisa Tomei
7. The Blind Guy Down The Street With The Three-Legged Dog
posted by Rockel @ 2:08 PM  
1 Comments:
  • At 6/12/05 5:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I would like to 'tag' you just to see you try to castrate the goldfish I don't have...however, since you already posted your answers, 'tagging' you again would be ridiculously pointless...

    still....

    TAG!

     
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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