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Matthew 3:7-10
But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?
Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.
And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.
The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.
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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg
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| 04 December, 2005 |
| My Woman |
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Ahhh, I can post now. Stupid internet. Its Marissa Tomei for starters. After that, not sure why you posted it other than the fact that you are a horny, horny man.
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No door prize for Doyle, but kudos for modifying "horny" with the word "horny."
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'cause you want to be just like her when you grow up.
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No door prize for Jaime, and minus a few brownie points for thinking I wish to grow up.
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Actually, that would be using horny to modify man twice, thus double emphasizing the horniness of the man in question. And with you being the party of the first part, thusly said man, calling you horny.
Anywho, possible reason for why you posted that is that she is somehow going out with you, looks incredibly like one of the chicas you met in NYC, or is coming out in a movie you cannot wait to see.
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Simply, because she is brilliant.
Perhaps, because she is a babe.
Quite possibly, only to tease us all into thinking that a door prize is actually available so that you might watch us squirm whilst attempting to decipher the trappings of your mind when, in all actuality, no such prize exists.
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Yeah... I agree. I'm pretty sure December 4th was her birthday.
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits
("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")
sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.
so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.
and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.
so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.
so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.
so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.
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Ahhh, I can post now. Stupid internet. Its Marissa Tomei for starters. After that, not sure why you posted it other than the fact that you are a horny, horny man.