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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

14 October, 2005
Your Friday Night Update
Congratulations! You've made it to another weekend! Off we go:

Movies released today...

"Domino"
This is from Tony Scott (brother to Ridley, and director of "Man on Fire"), so don't go see it if you're prone to epileptic seizures, hate constant, realistic violence, or enjoy DP's who utilize the Van Sant-ian 15-minute camera shots.
It stars Mickey Rourke, and, my girl, Keira Knightley, so I approve.
It's an extremely wide release, so it's definitely playing at a theatre near you. I'm actually gonna recommend paying the money to see this one on the big screen. Or, at least, paying to see another movie that you really really want to see at a matinee showtime, to save on money, and then when that one's over, slip in to the next screen over from you which just happens to be showing "Domino" 5 minutes after your movie ends. Be sure to by both popcorn and a soda, however, so that the theatre may stay in business and you may continue to take advantage of them (large drink and large popcorn, as if I even need to mention it, for free refills).

"Elizabethtown"
From Cameron Crowe (director, "Almost Famous"). Can you get any better?
Starring Orlando Bloom, Kirsten Dunst, Susan Sarandon, and Jessica Biel. Can you get any worse?
I'm gonna recommend borrowing this one from somebody who pays to rent it when it comes out on video. Either that or watch an illegal copy. No money on this one.

"The Fog"
From Rupert Wainwright (not to be confused with Rufus, no relation), who happens to have "Stigmata" under his belt. Unfortunately for him, he also must keep "Blank Check," and "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em - The Movie" on his resume.
This one's a horror... 'scuse me... "thriller"... and it features Selma Blair.
I'm gonna pass. Not even worth a free viewing.

"Where the Truth Lies"
This is only in limited release, meaning it's only playing in New York, L.A., and several "la-dee-da" theatres in large, metroplitan areas.
It stars Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth as a comedy duo that splits up after a girl's body turns up in their hotel room. Who plays the girl? Alison Lohman. She is amazingly talented, incredibly beautiful, and incredibly mature as an actor. She will go far. I will go see this movie.

Next week, get ready for...

"Stay"
Ewan McGregor {thumb up}, Naomi Watts {thumb down}, Ryan Gosling {down}, Bob Hoskins {up}, Janeane Garofalo {up}, Marc Forster (director, "Finding Neverland") {up}.
This one gets: Eh, sure.

"Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang" (LR)
Robert Downey, Jr. {thumb up}, Val Kilmer {up}, tag line - "SeX. MurdEr. MyStery. Welcome to the party." {up}
This one gets: Heck Yes!

"Doom"
This gets: a big farting noise.

"Shopgirl"
Steve Martin {up}, Steve Martin {up}, Steve Martin {up}, Claire Danes {up}, Jason Schwartzman {up}.
Say it with me: Heck Yes!

"Dreamer"
Well, here's your feelgood movie of the season. Unfortunately, I don't feel like feeling good, especially not at this expense:
Kurt Russell {down}, Dakota Fanning {down}, Kris Kristofferson {down}, written and directed by the guy who played "smiling guy" in "Varsity Blues," and "tow truck driver" in "Big Fat Liar." {down}
Naah.

"North Country"
Charlize Theron {down} Woody Harrelson {up}, Frances McDormand {way up}, Sissy Spacek {down}, Niki Caro {up}.
Gonna hafta see it for my girl, Frances McD!

"Strangers With Candy" (LR)
Colbert {way up}, Dinello {up}, Hedaya {up}, Seymour Hoffman {way up}, Broderick {up}.
Once more: Heck Yes!

Also... "Capote" is still in limited release right now. They keep promising that it will go wide soon. When it does... Go See It! I command you. All of you. You will witness a performance that will receive an Academy Award nomination, or I will be writing the Academy. So there.

Since I mentioned Rufus Wainwright, I'll close with this:

"Why be in music, why write songs, if you can't use them to explore life or an idealized vision of life? I believe a lot of our lives are spent asleep, and what I've been trying to do is hold on to those moments when a little spark cuts through the fog and nudges you." - Mr. Rufus Wainwright.

Tune in Monday for a Video update. Just in time for a huge day of releases on the 18th.
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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