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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

30 May, 2005
10 Rebuttals
I would like to thank Mr. Arnold for bringing up this interesting article.

Mr. Arnold is correct in stating that I do not advocate assassination of the current (or any other) American President, however, as I do enjoy butting and rebutting... here are my rebuttals to the 10 Reasons not to kill Bush.

In the interest of the size of this post I have not copied the 10 Reasons. You have to follow the link to the original article. This way it's interactive... and inter-aggravating... you get aggravated at what I have to say and at the fact that you have to Alt-Tab back and forth constantly.

Enjoy:

1) Under this logic we should've never gone after Saddam Hussein... or continue to go after Bin Laden.

2) I think you (directed at the author of the article, not Mr. Arnold) should say more, actually. Let's see... out of the entire W campaign, who's the least {insert any word here}? W... Rice... Rummy...

3) a) Ah yes, "religiously fundamental dictatorship"... hmmm, how does that sound familiar? b) Reduce our chance of "bringing in Osama bin Laden to nil"??? What's the latest stat on our "chances" right now?

4) This is just a horrible reason. a) "more unpatriotic than ever"? More than what? Than now? To what end? What extreme? How much different is it to be slightly unpatriotic than much more unpatriotic? b) "will be regarded".. People will regard things how they wish to regard them. Period. c) I'm sure whether this Republican President lives or dies the Democrats will find some way of saying "their Republican counterparts" are not fit to hold office.

5) Wow. They just keep getting better. a)So now "international invasions, with or without U.N. approval" is a bad thing? b) "could spur another spat..." (Not even going to comment)

6) Ah yes, disturbing the media. A good reason to do (or refrain from doing) just about anything. And yes, please, let's go examine the "important issue" of "Egyptian election tampering." Election tampering sucks. It wrongfully removes from the common man a primary power in a democracy... unless it happens in America... then it's a conspiracy... don't investigate that... we're too busy looking into something in Egypt.

7) a) "Martyr"? b) "More polarized than ever." I'm pretty sure "ever" is now. How many people were "publicly irreverent" to JFK's memory? I'm sorry to say that I'm sure there would be exponentially more if W were to be assassinated. How well does that speak for a man who was supposed to be the President to bring America together?

8) Yes, because Bobby was elected President directly after that other "martyr," JFK, was assassinated.

9) a) True. Just like ideologies don't die because one Dictator or Terrorist does. b) Yes, because it is the "Policies" an assassin would be worried about getting out of office.

10) a) True. Hence why I am not an advocate. b) I don't understand the logical contortions some people must go through to be pro-death penalty and pro-war, yet pro-life. c) "Defenseless"? He commands the Armed Forces.

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Quick follow-up to the Newsweek retraction story:

"U.S. officials have substantiated five cases in which military guards or interrogators mishandled the Quran of Muslim prisoners at Guantanamo Bay but found 'no credible evidence' to confirm a prisoner's report that a holy book was flushed in a toilet, the prison's commander said Thursday." (source)

Just so we're all on the same page, let's take it step by step:

-Newsweek reports that Quran/Koran abuse is taking place, including flushing the book down a toilet as reported by numerous sources as a direct quote from a prisoner.

-The Government "advises" Newsweek to retract.

-Newsweek retracts.

-An investigation ensues which finds that there were five cases of misconduct involving the Quran/Koran of the prisoners.

Or, in other words, a private organization was "advised" to change their unsubstantiated claims... then most, but not all, of their claims are substantiated... (yeah, you know where this is going... I'm still not over it) WHERE ARE THE WMD'S?!?!?!?! Where is the investigation to substantiate THAT claim??? Where is the call to "Advise" the Government to retract???

And furthermore: Can I be an investigator? Or a reporter? Or SOMETHING???

The "Toilet" was a BUCKET!!!

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FLUSH A BUCKET?!?!?!

-Rockel
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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