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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

14 February, 2008
What the Hell? (Sports edition)

So, thanks to Doyle's comment, there will be a special Political edition of "What the Hell?" appearing here in the next few days. But first, to sports...

As mentioned previously, DUKE BEAT CAROLINA!!! (Ok, sorry, I promise no more outbursts) However, according to the brilliant people who sit around a table putting numbers in front of team names, the Blue Devils are still ranked only 2nd in the country.

Now, first of all, let me just say that second isn't too shabby (especially when UNC is fifth). Secondly, let me say that yes, I realize the number one team (Memphis) is undefeated. However... let me point out... that Duke plays in the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) while Memphis is currently topping the charts in... Conference USA (C-USA).

For those of you unfamiliar with NCAA Conferences but very pleased with patriotic names, let me assure you that although Conference USA sounds great... it is anything but. C-USA boasts big school names like: Tulane Green Wave, Central Florida, Southern Miss, and Tulsa, as well as three teams well below .500: East Carolina, Southern Methodist, and Rice (0-10 in conference, 3-20 overall).

Now let's compare that to what Duke is facing in the ACC. A few days ago we witnessed the first team in the ACC to drop below .500 (since very early in the season) when the worst team in the conference (Virginia) nearly beat the 5th ranked team in the country (UNC), ultimately falling short by one point. That's right. The worst team in the ACC nearly beat the second best team in the ACC. Why? Because even though Virginia is an abysmal 1-9 in the ACC, they still are just barely under .500 overall (11-12) because they are (go ahead, do the math) 10-3 out of conference. Yes. The team with the absolute worst record in the ACC (2.5 games behind any other team) is 10-3 when playing teams outside of the ACC.

It's not just a different conference, it's practically a different sport.

So, anyway... Duke is not number one. As I said, 2nd is nothing to scoff at... and I'm not... I'm just getting warmed up for the real injustice...

OK, so blogger is being weak and not letting me post pics... the standings referred to are on this page, below is a pathetic attempt to copy the data over)

1. Memphis (72) 23-0, 1,800
2. Duke 21-1, 1,714
3. Kansas 23-1, 1,662


The number in parenthesis after the name represents the amount of #1 votes the team received. So not only is Duke ranked 2nd... there isn't a single analyst, out of the 72 that comprise the Associated Press board, that feels Duke deserves to be on top. Not a single one!

But even that's okay (to a degree... I guess)... Again, Memphis is undefeated... hard to argue with that... which brings us to ESPN and their "Power 16 rankings"... This is where they get 12 of their own analysts to rank the top 16 teams and compile them the same way as the AP Top 25... Here we go:

(Again, here's the link)

1. Memphis (11) 24-0, 191
2. Duke 22-1, 175
3. Kansas (1) 23-2, 158


Well, there they are again... same order. No difference, right? Wait. What's that after Kansas' name?! A One?! Kansas got a #1 vote?! Kansas?!

Now, wait, Rock, you say. They're listed as the number three team on both lists, and there must be some mistake because this one shows them as having two losses whereas the first list only showed one.

No mistake. After the AP list came out they lost, THEN the ESPN list came out and some idiot STILL decided that Kansas deserved a #1 vote over Duke (or Memphis for that matter).

But wait, Rock, you say. Kansas is in the Big 12 Conference, along with some very formidable opponents such as Texas, Kansas State, and Texas A&M.

Wow, I respond. You really know your conferences. It's true that it is one of the tougher conferences in College hoops. However, let's look at Kansas' record...

- They have played against only 3 teams ranked in the top 25 (Duke has played 5)
- Of those 3 games, they have won only 1 (Duke has won 4 of their 5)
- The one that they won was against #24 USC (Duke beat #13 Marquette, #20 Wisconsin, #23 Clemson, and #3 UNC)
- Kansas lost to #24 Kansas State by 9 points, and lost to #11 Texas by 3 points (Duke lost to #9 Pittsburgh by 1 point!! [in overtime!!!])

All of this and Kansas STILL gets the love over Duke, ESPN?

What the hell?

posted by Rockel @ 1:35 PM  
3 Comments:
  • At 14/2/08 8:51 PM, Blogger jared james said…

    Rockel, i could not agree or identify with your outrage anymore than i do. It is insensible and an injustice to have Memphis at the top of the charts.

    True, they have beaten some pretty good teams. But can they really be proud of themselves for beating a bunch of high-school teams? How could any analyst in his right mind laud them for beating up on UTEP, Rice, and ECU?

    This absurdity has got to stop.

     
  • At 18/2/08 6:48 AM, Blogger wanderingshadow said…

    I'm going to, rather than comment on the Duke Injustices, place my oscar picks.

    Best Picture - No Country
    Directing - No Country
    Actor - lead - Daniel Day-Lewis
    Actor - Supporting - Javier Bardem
    Actress - Lead - Julie Christie
    Actress - Supporting - Tilda Swinton
    Animated - Ratatouille
    Art Direction - Sweeny Todd
    Cinematography - No Country
    Costume Design - Elizabeth
    Documentary - Taxi to the Dark Side
    Film Editing - Into the Wild
    Foreign Lang - 12
    Makeup - Pirates of the Caribean
    Original Score - Ratatouille
    Original Song - 'Falling Slowly', once
    Sound Editing - Transformers
    Sound Mixing - Transformers
    Visual Effects - Transformers
    Screenplay, adapted - Diving Bell and the Butterfly
    Screenplay, Original - Juno

    I think these are the 'extra credit'
    Doc. Short - Salim Baba
    Short Film, Animated - Meme Les Pigeons Vont Au Paradis
    Short Film, Live - Le Mozart Des Pickpockets

    And I think that's all. Let me know if I've left anything out.

     
  • At 19/2/08 1:50 PM, Blogger Chuck Wade said…

    Hey look at my blog to see my new son!

     
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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