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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.
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There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg
26 November, 2005
Whore I Am
Do not worry... I shall return to the cliff from which you are hanging momentarily...

But first, this update:
I was checking out someone's blog... forget who now... and there was posted a list of some 237 movies which you were supposed to (x) if you had seen...

70 or more (x)'s meant you are a movie whore...

Might not seem like a lot... especially considering such flicks as Harry Potter's 1, 2, and 3 (none of which I've seen) were on the list... however quite a lot of the names on the list were deliberately obscure in an effort to drop your score (i.e. - Killer Klowns From Outer Space, which I have seen).

Would anyone like to guess this whore's score?...









201.

Finally, the Quote of the Day:

"I think that's the one we stole from Church."
posted by Rockel @ 5:49 PM  
6 Comments:

  • At 26/11/05 8:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Happy (belated) thanksgiving yourself! Sounds like interesting times were had in NY...do any filming while you were there?

     

  • At 27/11/05 3:03 PM, Blogger Doyle said…

    You need to find that so I can see how much of a whore I am. Be good, don't catch anything, NYC isn't necessarily a clean place :)

     

  • At 27/11/05 6:42 PM, Blogger Rockel said…

    Here ya go... with my 201 marked...

    (X)Pirates of the Caribbean
    (X)Boondock Saints
    (X)The Mexican
    (X)Fight Club
    (X)Starsky and Hutch
    (X)Neverending Story
    (X)Blazing Saddles
    (X)Garden State
    (X)The Princess Bride
    (X)Young Frankenstein
    (X)AnchorMan
    (X)Napoleon Dynamite
    (X)Saw
    ()White noise
    (X)White Oleander
    (X) Anger Management
    (X)50 First Dates
    ()Jason
    (X)Scream
    (X)Scream 2
    (X)Scream 3
    (X)Scary Movie
    (X)Scary Movie 2
    (X)Scary Movie 3
    (X)American Pie
    (X)American Pie 2
    (X)American Wedding
    ()Harry Potter
    ()Harry Potter 2
    ()Harry Potter 3
    (X)Resident Evil I
    (X)Resident Evil 2
    (X)The Wedding Singer
    (X) Little Black Book
    (X)The Village
    (X)Donnie Darko
    (X)Lilo & Stitch
    (X)Finding Nemo
    (X)Finding Neverland
    ()13 Ghosts
    (X)Signs
    (X)The Grinch
    (X)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    (X)White Chicks
    (X)Butterfly Effect
    (X)Thirteen going on 30
    (X)I,Robot
    (X)Dodgeball
    (X)Universal Soldier
    ()A Series Of Unfortunate Events
    (X)Along Came A Spider
    (X)Deep impact
    (X)KingPin
    (X)Never Been Kissed
    (X)Meet The Parents
    (X)Meet the Fockers
    (X)Eight Crazy Nights
    (X)A Cinderella Story
    (X)The Terminal
    ()The Lizzie McGuire Movie
    ()Passport to Paris
    (X)Dumb & Dumber
    (X)Dumb & Dumberer
    (X)Final Destination
    (X)Final Destination 2
    (X)Halloween
    (X)The Ring
    (X)The Ring 2
    (X)Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
    (X)Practical Magic
    (X)Chicago
    (X)Ghost Ship
    (X)From Hell
    (X)Hellboy
    (X)Secret Window
    (X)I Am Sam
    (X)The Whole Nine Yards
    (X)The Whole Ten Yards
    (X)The Day After Tomorrow
    (X)Child's Play
    ()Bride of Chucky
    (X)Ten Things I Hate About You
    (X)Just Married
    (X)Gothika
    (X)Nightmare on Elm Street
    (X)Sixteen Candles
    (X)Bad Boys
    (X)Bad Boys 2
    (X)Joy Ride
    (X)Seven (SE7EN)
    (X)Oceans Eleven
    (X)Oceans Twelve
    (X)Identity
    ()Lone Star
    (X)Predator I
    ()Predator II
    (X)Independence day
    ()Cujo
    (X)A Bronx Tale
    (X)Darkness Falls
    (X)Christine
    (X)ET
    (X)Children of the Corn
    (X)My boss' daughter
    ()Maid in Manhattan
    (X)Frailty
    ()Best bet
    (X)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
    (X)She's All That
    (X)Calendar Girls
    (X)Sideways
    (X)Mars Attacks
    (X)Event Horizon
    (X)Ever after
    (X)Forrest Gump
    (X)Big Trouble in Little China
    (X) X-men 1
    (X) X-men 2
    (X)Catch Me If You Can
    (X)The Others
    (X)Freaky Friday
    ()Ring of Fire
    (X)The Hot Chick
    (X)Swimfan
    (X)Miracle
    (X)Old School
    (X)Ray
    (X)The Notebook
    (X)K-Pax
    (X)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    (X)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    (X)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
    (X)A Walk to Remember
    ()Boogeyman
    ()Hitch
    ()Back Door Sluts 9
    ()Anal Acres 1
    ()Anal Acres 2
    ()B-Cup Divas
    (X)The Fifth Element
    (X)Star Wars episode I The Phantom Menace
    (X)Star Wars episode II Attack of The Clones
    (X)Star Wars episode III Revenge of The Sith
    (X)Star Wars episode IV A New Hope
    (X)Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back
    (X)Star Wars episode VI Return of The Jedi...
    (X)Troop Beverly Hills
    (X)Swimming with Sharks
    (X)Air Force One
    (X)For Richer or Poorer
    (X)Trainspotting
    () People under the stairs
    ()Blue Velvet
    (X)Sound of music
    (X)Parent Trap
    ()The Burbs
    (X)The Terminator
    (X)Empire Records
    (X)SLC Punk
    (X)Meet Joe Black
    ()Wild girls
    (X)A Clockwork Orange
    (X)The Order
    (X)Spiderman
    (X)Spiderman 2
    (X)Amelie
    (X)Mean Girls
    (X)Shrek
    (X)Shrek 2
    (X)The Incredibles
    (X)Collateral
    (X)The Fast & The Furious
    (X)2 Fast 2 Furious
    (X)Sky Captain Of The World Of Tomorrow
    (X)Closer
    (X)Titanic
    (X)Saved
    (X).. Bowling For Columbine
    (X)Farenheit 9/11
    (X)The Sixth Sense
    (X)Artificial intelligence (AI)
    (X) Love actually
    ()Shutter
    (X)Ella Enchanted
    ()Princess diaries 1
    (X)Princess diaries 2
    (X)Constantine
    (X)Million Dollar Baby
    (X)Envy
    (X)Eurotrip
    (X)Malibu's Most wanted
    (X)Big Daddy
    (X)Black Sheep
    (X)The Breakfast Club
    (X)West side story
    (X) A Christmas Story
    (X)Spanglish
    (X)Pulp Fiction
    ()Sleepover
    (X)The Evil Dead
    (X)Killer Klowns From Outer Space
    ()The Seed of chucky
    (X)Vanilla Sky
    (X)Nightmare Before Christmas
    (X)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
    (X)Interview With The Vampire
    (X)The Crow
    ()Purple Rain
    (X)Reservoir Dogs
    (X)Wayne's World
    (X)Wayne's World 2
    (X)21 Grams
    (X)Blow
    (X)Edward Scissorhands
    (X)Clerks
    (X)Beauty and the Beast
    ()Guess who
    ()monster in-law
    (X)elf
    (X)stuart little
    (X)stuart little 2
    (X)Mall Rats
    (X)Chasing Amy
    (X)Dogma
    (X)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
    (X)Beetlejuice
    (X)The Last Samurai
    ()The Amityville Horror
    (X)The Aviator
    (X)Romeo and Juliet
    (X)Barbershop
    ()Beauty Shop
    (X)legally blonde
    ()legally blonde 2
    (X)the forgotten
    (X)confessions of a teenage drama queen
    (X)the grudge

     

  • At 27/11/05 7:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hmmm, I've seen 68

     

  • At 28/11/05 1:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    IVE SEEN 120 AS LISTED BELOW:

    (X)Pirates of the Caribbean
    (X)The Mexican
    (X)Fight Club
    (X)Starsky and Hutch
    (X)Neverending Story
    (X)Garden State
    (X)The Princess Bride
    (X)Napoleon Dynamite
    (X) Anger Management
    (X)50 First Dates
    (X)Scream
    (X)Scream 2
    (X)American Pie
    (X)American Pie 2
    (X)Harry Potter
    (X)Resident Evil 2
    (X)The Wedding Singer
    (X)Donnie Darko
    (X)Lilo & Stitch
    (X)Finding Nemo
    (X)Finding Neverland
    (X)Signs
    (X)The Grinch
    (X)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    (X)Butterfly Effect
    (X)Thirteen going on 30
    (X)I,Robot
    (X)Dodgeball
    (X)Universal Soldier
    (X)A Series Of Unfortunate Events
    (X)Along Came A Spider
    (X)Meet The Parents
    (X)Eight Crazy Nights
    (X)A Cinderella Story
    (X)The Terminal
    (X)Dumb & Dumber
    (X)Dumb & Dumberer
    (X)Final Destination
    (X)Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
    (X)Chicago
    (X)Ghost Ship
    (X)Hellboy
    (X)Secret Window
    (X)I Am Sam
    (X)The Whole Nine Yards
    (X)The Day After Tomorrow
    (X)Ten Things I Hate About You
    (X)Gothika
    (X)Bad Boys
    (X)Bad Boys 2
    (X)Joy Ride
    (X)Seven (SE7EN)
    (X)Oceans Eleven
    (X)Identity
    (X)Predator I
    (X)Predator II
    (X)Independence day
    (X)ET
    (X)Frailty
    (X)She's All That
    (X)Sideways
    (X)Ever after
    (X)Forrest Gump
    (X)Catch Me If You Can
    (X)Old School
    (X)Ray
    (X)K-Pax
    (X)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    (X)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    (X)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
    (X)The Fifth Element
    (X)Swimming with Sharks
    (X)Air Force One
    (X)Trainspotting
    (X)The Terminator
    (X)Spiderman
    (X)Spiderman 2
    (X)Shrek
    (X)Shrek 2
    (X)The Incredibles
    (X)Collateral
    (X)The Fast & The Furious
    (X)2 Fast 2 Furious
    (X)Closer
    (X)Titanic
    (X).. Bowling For Columbine
    (X)Farenheit 9/11
    (X)Artificial intelligence (AI)
    (X) Love actually
    (X)Constantine
    (X)Big Daddy
    (X)Black Sheep
    (X)The Breakfast Club
    (X)West side story
    (X) A Christmas Story
    (X)Spanglish
    (X)Pulp Fiction
    (X)Vanilla Sky
    (X)Nightmare Before Christmas
    (X)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
    (X)Reservoir Dogs
    (X)Wayne's World
    (X)21 Grams
    (X)Blow
    (X)Edward Scissorhands
    (X)Clerks
    (X)Beauty and the Beast
    (X)elf
    (X)Mall Rats
    (X)Chasing Amy
    (X)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
    (X)Beetlejuice
    (X)Romeo and Juliet
    (X)Barbershop
    (X)legally blonde
    (X)legally blonde 2
    (X)the forgotten
    (X)confessions of a teenage drama queen
    (X)the grudge

     

  • At 28/11/05 12:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    76 for me

     
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.
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"We draw people to Christ not by loudly discrediting what they believe,
by telling them how wrong they are and how right we are,
but by showing them a light that is so lovely that they want with all their hearts to know the source of it."
 -- Madeleine L'Engle, "Walking on Water"