Redefining Rockel

You know I never discuss female thermodynamics - Lou; Rescue Me

Poll
Rockel Recipes
Peeps
Politics
News
Fake News
Stuff
The Film of the Week
The WORD of the Week

Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


Stupid Fact of the Week
There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

10 June, 2006
Let's See If I Can Acheive 99.9% This Time
"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the Fox News Building"

"Conservatives are always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. ... Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment"

"We need somebody to put rat poison in Justice Alito's creme brulee"
posted by Rockel @ 6:07 PM  
5 Comments:
  • At 10/6/06 6:28 PM, Blogger Doyle said…

    Can I get some names to go with those quotes, or are those you?

     
  • At 10/6/06 8:09 PM, Blogger Rockel said…

    no you can't get names and no they aren't me.

     
  • At 10/6/06 8:35 PM, Blogger The Cobra said…

    It was me, I said 'em, all of 'em, because I hate America.

    Get pissed off.

     
  • At 11/6/06 5:51 PM, Blogger Chuck Wade said…

    Man that was really close, I'd say... 99.8%. Saying that someone's free speech should be repressed, though bad, is not like saying that a terrorist should have killed a lot of people is it? I'm pretty sure maybe Michael Moore said the first one, Coulter said the second, and the third one has me stumped.

    I don't know if you caught it but my "99.9% accurate" comment was my sarcastic way of conceding to your point.

     
  • At 11/6/06 6:27 PM, Blogger Rockel said…

    I caught it.

     
Post a Comment
<< Home
 
About Me

Name: Rockel
Home:
About Me:
See my complete profile
Recent Comments
News Ticker
Search the Rockel
Previous Posts
Archives
Lyrics of the Week

ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

45113638_202b79dc11