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Matthew 3:7-10

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?

Produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

And do not think you can say to yourselves, 'We have Abraham as our father.' I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham.

The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.


Stupid Fact of the Week
There was only one civilian casualty during the three-day Battle of Gettysburg

29 March, 2006
"DAMMIT!"
Ok. So... Yeah, I watch it. From watching it the past couple of weeks and subsequent perusing of the world wide web, I have developed my own version of the:

"24"/JACK BAUER DRINKING GAME
(your suggestions are, as always, welcome)
Keepin' it simple. All penalties are one drink, and are to be taken whenever...

- JACK BAUER says, "Dammit!"
- ANYONE says, "Jack Bauer." (Full name)
- ANYONE is prepared for interrogation.
- ANYONE AT CTU says, "Protocol."
- JACK BAUER takes/makes a phone call
(extra drink if that call is to/from the President)
- JACK BAUER has something downloaded to his screen.
- JACK BAUER says, "Drop your weapon!"
- JACK BAUER tells anyone to "Get Down!"
- JACK BAUER is assigned, or volunteers, to "run point" on a mission.
- ANYONE says, "Trust me," "Do you trust me?" "I need you to trust me," "You have to trust me," or the like.
- ANYONE makes a reference to something happening "within the hour."
- ANYONE makes a reference to there being "not enough time."
- ANY VEHICLE blows up
(extra drink if JACK BAUER blew it up)
- JACK BAUER kills somebody
(extra drink for hand to hand kill)
- the time is displayed.

DRINK AWAY
posted by Rockel @ 6:14 PM  
2 Comments:
  • At 29/3/06 8:26 PM, Blogger The Cobra said…

    All this Jack Bauer business has just gotten outta hand. downright silly if you asked this Cobra. Who just so happens to be THE cobra....duh.

    P.S. I saw your mom buying a Scantron

     
  • At 30/3/06 5:39 AM, Blogger InterestingPhysics said…

    what do you drink? Even if it were sips of beer, it sounds like you'd die of alcohol poisoning. Maybe you should just pick one rule or something.

     
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ON THE NICKEL
by Tom Waits

("I'd like to do a new song here. This is eh, it's about downtown Los Angeles on 5th Street. And eh all the winos affectionately refer to it as The Nickel. So this is kind of a hobo's lullaby.")

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

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